Dallas Part 2: Chuck Norris

One cool part of our quick trip to Dallas to visit Tim, Rachel, and Lowell that must be mentioned, is our visit to their church. We often heard Rachel talk about how much she loved her old church in Dallas so it was nice to get to visit. A very important thing you should know about this church is that it is also attended by the one-and-only Chuck Norris.

Yes, Chuck Norris. That is amazing.

Since I brought him up, enjoy a few of my favorite Chuck proverbs:

- when Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down

- when Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

- outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

- and, my favorite: Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice

If Chuck Norris attended your church and you were the pastor, where do you think he could best serve? I say he should be an usher. If I saw him at the end of my row I bet I would just throw my whole wallet in.

To close this ridiculous post, I would like to include side-by-side pictures of Chuck and Tim.


I'm very excited to hang out with Chuck in heaven.

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